I have another interlude to tell you all.
I was in a Target with my older brother and my father.
I was, perhaps 14 at the time.
As we strolled down the aisles towards whatever it was we were shopping for, a display caught my eyes. I scoffed in apparent disapproval. The colors?! The designs?!
"Who would wear underwear that looks like that?!" I asked.
Looking back to where I pointed, he chuckled, and gave a small sigh.
"That's a bikini, son."